The funny things kids say

On facebook there are all kinds of games and notes that people will tag you with and then you are expected to respond. One was where you had to write 25 random things about yourself - it was very funny and interesting to see what friends wrote. I was just laughing to myself as I thought about another one that came out a while ago for moms. In this one moms ask certain questions to thier kids and record their answers. I don't know what brought it to my mind, but I was just laughing to myself about my kids answers and thought I would share them for all the family not on facebook. Hope it gives you a good laugh too!

Naomi's questionnaire (age 4)

Monday, May 18, 2009 at 7:39pm

This is a cute idea. Copy this note, ask your child the questions and write down exactly how they respond. Tag me back if you haven't done this,I'd love to hear your answers.

1. What is something mom always says to you? I love you
2. What makes mom happy? Doing the right thing
3. What makes mom sad? Not obeying
4. What does your mom do that makes you laugh? reading silly books
5. What was your mom like as a child? A crazy girl

6. How old is your mom? I keep forgetting, 100, no, I just don't know.
7. How tall is your mom? I think you are 55 feet
8. What is her favorite thing to do? be with us
9. What does your mom do when you're sleeping? sleep (until Naomi comes into my room in the middle of the night!)
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Jesus

11. What is your mom really good at? teaching me
12. What is your mom not very good at?ummmm.....cutting people's hair (this is true!!)
13. What does your mom do for her job? helping us
14. What is your mom's favorite food? What was that chicken we had tonight? (we didn't have any chicken tonight) Finally she thinks of it....BBQ chicken
15. Why do you love mom? because you do good things for me

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Belle in Beauty and the Beast
17. What do you and your mom do together? play games
18. How are you and your mom the same? because we're both girls
19. How are you and your mom different? your hair is longer than mine and you're bigger
20. How do you know your mom loves you? because you've told me that 100 times!!

Ethan's questionnaire (age 5)

Monday, May 18, 2009 at 7:18pm

This is a cute idea. Copy this note, ask your child the questions and write down exactly how they respond. Tag me back if you haven't done this,I'd love to hear your answers.

1. What is something mom always says to you? I love you
2. What makes mom happy? when I'm the best boy in the world
3. What makes mom sad? when I'm crying
4. What does your mom do that makes you laugh? when you say funny things
5. What was your mom like as a child? You had a ponytail, long hair, and a smile on your face
6. How old is your mom? 35
7. How tall is your mom? 5 feet
8. What is her favorite thing to do? going to Disney world
9. What does your mom do when you're sleeping? You come in and check on me
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? lots of money (I don't expect to ever be famous!)
11. What is your mom really good at? doing drop kicks
12. What is your mom not very good at? running as fast as me
13. What does your mom do for her job? You take care of us
14. What is your mom's favorite food? ice cream
15. Why do you love mom? because you're nice
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Elastic girl from The Incredibles (Boy, how I wish this was true!)
17. What do you and your mom do together? we read, dance, and go to the jumpy place. (I think the last one is his way of dropping a hint)
18. How are you and your mom the same? we both have light skin
19. How are you and your mom different? because I have short hair and you have long hair
20. How do you know your mom loves you? because you tell me I am the best boy in the world